Two single people living in New York City, Linda, a receptionist, and Albert, a CPA, have just met in an online dating service. They discover that through their mistrust of everyone, they feel living in the city is holding them back. After one blind date, Linda and Albert decide to marry and try to make a go of it. Next, they travel to Davenport, Iowa, looking for the quiet life. Discovering the Midwest does not meet their expectations, they move to Los Angeles in the hopes of becoming movie moguls. Join them on a madcap journey for love and other delusions.